Alex Pearlman is a stand-up comedian and an aspiring comedy writer and
Alvaro Lopez-Moreno is a comic artist and an aspiring rapper. They both
have fantastic mustaches.
306 - Guy candle (healer of the waves)
Larry Mendte thanks Secret Pants.
Larry, Paul, and Bryce from Secret Pants of (http://secretpants.net).
On the show.
Villains
CSP for No on Prop 15
Gardening Gorilla
5-Minute Jam
Villains (Part 2)
A message from Alex
A message from Troy
This episode written and presented by Alvaro Lopez-Moreno, Alex Pearlman, Josh Yarnall, and Troy Wagner.
305 - We talk stand up with Brian Mollica
Alex gets a little too personal as we interview Brian Mollica of Behind the Bricks (http://behindthebricks.com)
and we have some stand-up from Kerri Lendo (http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/comics/KerriLendo).
Troy and Josh talk Troy's new reality television show.
All that plus a sketch from Patrick only on Two Mustaches!
Written, recorded, and performed by: Alvaro Lopez-Moreno, Alex Pearlman, Josh Yarnall, Troy Wagner and Patrick Smith.
Except obviously the stand-up bits and the interview, but you guys are smart enough to figure that out right? Right.
304 - The best pirate I know (The Dark Knight Episode*no spoilers*)
We make fun of Dancing Comic, Robot A Day, and Josh PM.
We mention other livejournal people and our youtube videos (http://youtube.com/twomustaches).
Alex wants to talk Dark Knight.
Alvaro might beat his high score in Dialhex but his power on his Nintendo DS is almost out.
Will he get the high score or will his power die?
Also a song from MC Blackwolf and a 5 Minute jam.
Written by and starring Alvaro Lopez-Moreno, Alex Pearlman, Josh Yarnall, Troy Wagner, and Patrick Smith.
303.5 - Manicorns and lenses
Part of our short show series. Alex and Alvaro talk about stuff and make fun of each other.
303 A - Hobo College (part 1)
The guys put so much into this show, it had to be split down the middle.
Contributors:
Alex Pearlman
Alvaro Lopez-Moreno
Josh Yarnall
Troy Wagner
Patrick AKA Smiley
We talk hobos, kites, and more!
This show brought to you by New Net Solutions
303 B - Hobo College (part 2)
The second half of the show!
Will the guys return to the show?
No!
Will they get shanked at Hobo College?
We'll see!
A very special episode of Dos Bigotes!
Contributors:
Alex Pearlman
Alvaro Lopez-Moreno
Josh Yarnall
Troy Wagner
Patrick AKA Smiley
The Woman
The Woman's Sister
302.3 - Mike Stevens is a comic legend
Guest stars Will Kirkby and Josh PM Frees! We talk Mocca, England, and more!
Contributors:
Alex Pearlman
Alvaro Lopez-Moreno
Troy Wagner
Will Kirkby
Josh Frees
302.2 - Moccast. Now with technical errors.
We do a show recorded at the New York Comic Concventions Mocca and Big
Apple Con.
The recording quality is not the best on this one.
302.1 - Voss Alvaro Interviews Mike Voss. (http://myspace.com/mikevoss)
302 - Who's house?
The
guys talk moving out.
We hear from Ramone and an efficiency expert.
The
miniguys get a show of their own: Dos Bigotes!
Lots of sketches!
Contributors:
Josh Yarnall
Troy Wagner
Guests:
Dylan
Jerimy
Ron
301 - Sick Daze (The season premiere)
The guys are back!
With some sketches some banter and some upping of the ante.
Contributors:
Josh Yarnall
Troy Wagner
Guests:
The Woman
Stuart Wade
300.6 - The Josh and Joey Spectacularrrrrr!
For
the last short show series Ramone reluctantly hands the reigns of the
show over to Josh Yarnall and Joey Verdura and lets them take over the
show for an episode of Two Mustaches.
300.5 - Live Two Mustaches
During the hiatus we tried some of our sketches live.
Here they are!
300.4 - Troy's Minishow Extravaganza
Still
ron our Hiatus but we couldn't leave you with nothing.
And so Two Mustaches presents Troy Wagner's Minishow Extravaganza.
Our contributor
Troy (
Yippe Kay Yay or something.
300.3 - Mario is the Jesus of the Mushroom Kingdom
In the midst of our hiatus, we continue recording short shows.
Alex
tries to record a show, but Alvaro doesn't want to stop playing video
games.
We talk internet assholery.
We keep talking.
Its like we get
paid to talk or something (which we don't).
300.2 - The Dromedaries of Dromedy
The
guys talk comedy and do some standup comedy.
Plus Alvaro interviews the
inventor of Jewtube.com.
Those who can't handle jokes about rape should
probably skip this one.
300.1 - We're off to see the Wizard
A
short show!
Alex and Alvaro drive to see the Colbert Show!
In the
magical city of PHILADELPHIA!!!
A sketch!
Driving!
Alex hosts!
We talk
about that guy that blasted Alvaro on a forum!
Alex won't shut up!
The
dudes are on FIRE!!!!
208 - The Second Season Finale
This
episode is about work.
We have guests Josh Yarnall, The Woman, and Jim
Bowen on the show.
The most sketches per episode since the
sketchtrospecktive!
207 - Two Mustaches presents: Time: A trully terrifying travail through time
Episode 4: The quest for the Slaughterhouse 5
Sorry it was so late guys.
206.5 - Sketchtrospective
We
are working on a big special episode.
While we do check out these awesome sketches from throughout the
history of Two Mustaches.
The following Netterns who helped us get these sketches in are now
official contributors: Josh Yarnall and Troy Wagner. Will Kirkby is now
our official head Nettern in charge of all other Netterns.
Which
reminds me, we're looking for new Netterns!
Send in a 3 minute or
shorter sketch to the show at Twomustaches(at)gmail.com and if you have
no recording device that's no problem!
Send us a script for a sketch and we'll make it for you!
I hope you enjoy this RetroSketchtrive and this we will be posting a
classic episode that is no longer available for download, followed next
week by a new episode.
(I'm also working on getting a working archive up with ALL the old
episodes in it.)
206 - Invasion of the Podcast People
Alex and Alvaro talk Corners while everyone else goes bananas.
Professor When, Josh Yarnall Presents, A word from Troy, and Will Kirkby cant get into a party.
Allen Bloomenhower gives us some very metal segways.
Don't forget to stay till the end to hear Alex's patented cooking tips in Cooking Corner.
205 - Aminals
Guests Stuart Wade (100animals.blogspot.com) and the Woman!
We talk animals.
Alexd is depressed.
The Woman is repressed.
End of the current Professor When story.
Josh Yarnall Presents!
Troy Wagner calls in!
Guard number 1 and Guard number 2 reprise their rolls as Guard number 1 and Guard number 2.
204.5 - The canned show
Alvaro interviews Jamie Baldwin and Martin Maaskant.
A canned show!
204 - Speaking of Front-Butt: Dungeons and Dragons!
The guys play Dungeons and Dragons with guest host Josh Yarnall!
The most sketches yet!
Professor When
Up late with Ergl.
A black dragon
Goblins, Kobolds, and an Owlbear, Oh my!
This as good a time as any to mention our "Netterns" who regularly submit content.
They are, Josh Yarnall, Troy Wagner, and Will Kirkby.
203.5 - Clip Show with guest host Josh Yarnall
Probably not a good introductory episode.
We recorded the best episode ever, but Ramone lost it.
We recorded this to "reward" you for being such good fans.
I apologize in advance for how I treat the fans.
203 - We must be twins of the same muscley father
The show's about Obssession.
Guest star Glenn.
Green Lanterns
Arbitrary Quizzo
Doctor Who
Hate on for Rob Leifield
Josh Yarnall Presnets
Lolcats
202 - Nazis, Gorbechov, and women drivers
Guests Bryce, Brian K., and Paul from Secret Pants (http://secretpants.net)
Josh Yarnall Presents
The theme for today is History
With extra special laugh track provided by The Woman
A word from our sponsors Fish Mortism and Mike Huckabee
Alex and Alvaro friends? Nope.
201 - With great power comes hot chicks.
The season premiere.
Guest Andrew Way.
Our theme is Truth.
Josh Yarnall Presents: A Gentleman's Folly
Our Sponsor The Funnel
Batman Villain of the week
Interview with 9/11 War Journal's the Punisher of Truth
Dos Bigotes South Carolina's Primary coverage
Our most offensive episode by far!
You want the truth? You better bring your Truth Brush cause things are about to get dirty!
108 - The season finale.
The season finale!
Woo!
Thanks everybody!
We'll be back in 2 weeks.
107 - with his nose covered in the blood of his enemies
Hey guys it was Christmas. And you know what that means. Stupid music.
106 - We prefer our Juggernauts supersized. (right click; save as)
We talk Fast Food.
Juggernaut
Iron Man:Batman::Crippling alcoholism:daddy issues
we talk about things with Josh Yarnall
You listen to us talking!
Alvaro had comedic forgetfulness.
We have such fun here.
105 - The Space episode.
Alvaro is late to the show.
Political Prick
We hopefully make up for D-Day. (Domino day).
104 - Dominoes!
The dudes play dominoes!
Martin Maaskant returns as a guest!
And this time you can actually hear him!
Sherlock Holmes and the Green Hornet: Which do you like?
What are your rules for dominoes?
Do we even care anymore?
103 - Detectives?
We talk detectives while sporting Hard Boiled Hangovers.
Batman Villain of the week.
We start radio dramas up!
Do you like Sherlock Holmes or the Green Hornet?
Arbitrary Quizzo: How is the greatest Detective?
Spoiler Alert: Punisher Volume two issues 4-6.
102.5 - Drink-a-thon!
The
dudes get drunk.
After the mic was turned off Alvaro vomited for thirty
minutes!
Hooray!
Also we have a surprise guest star on the show.
Say hi
to your moms for us.
Both of them.
102 - Is veiny an adjective? The snow show.
We switch things up.
The shows about snow.
Drive slow folks drive slow.
Madlibs are for idiots. Seriously Alex, for idiots.
Alvaro is really old.
Ryan SeaQuest and a talking Dolph Longren.
101 - Hey Bro! Don't tase!
Our first episode of the new season!
Alvaro moves in.
Ground rules
Alvaro tells an embarrassing story!
We answer email!
Dos Bigotes Court is now in session!
008 - What its like
Guest star Andrew Way
Spiders by the RKs
a bomb that turns you gay
Shooting War by Dan Goldman and Anthony Lappe
Do we talk about comics?
We just may.
Some slight technical problems in the second half.
007 - Batman, John Batman
We talk all things Batman,
from lego viedeogames to Batman Mustaches.
We talk calamityjon.livejournal.com and
shortpacked.com
Alvaro gets a new video game from Japan and
Alex takes over the second half of the show.
006 - Which racist races the most races?
Our guest is you!
We talk racism.
We offer Alex's PS2 to an Arab.
We have a sketch from Josh Yarnall of jack_spire.livejournal.com.
Alex gives an angry Thanksgiving day rant.
Much much more!
005 - Sidekickin' it old school
We talk Sidekicks and kickflips, but without the kickflips. Martin
Maaskant is on.
We get a Public Service from Troy Wagner of
sparetimeforever.com and a story from Jamie Baldwin of
passive_mission.livejournal.com.
This is not a beard show.
We talk
about the Pauls.
All of them.
Alex is rude and crude.
He also has a
tude.
Spoiler Alert: Uncle Sam by Alex Ross and Steve Darnall.
Harold
the hipster is in the studio.
We talk about the strike.
Websodes of the
week: drmcninja.com
Mustache of the week: Classic Brawny man.
We get a new website: http://twomustaches.blueshat.net
004 A-Paul-ing
Websodes of the week
http://seanbaby.com
http://superdickery.com
Super Lopez
Blasphemy of the week
http://sparetimeforever.com
http://not-crazy.com
Spoiler Alert: Batman Confidential #10
Arabic PS2 challenge!
Old Timey News
http://100animals.blogspot.com
and of course The Paul.
003 - a 40,000 year old race of snake people
Guests! Thumping heart! GI Joe the movie! Other things!
002 - The "show" show
We have technical problems in the studio, the audio is not very good, but we have a fabulous guest Stuart Wade - blacksketchbook.
We also talk about Wario, Amory Wars, Mustaches, Beards, and Ron Paul.
001 - Pastor of Muppets (the first one)
On
this episode we talk about two bad open mics and have several
difficuties recording and sounding good.
We establish some regular
segements.
Blasphemy of the week, Who would win, Funny Books, and
Mustache talk.